WE ALL GO NUMBER 2.

________________________

NO. 2 CO. MEMBERSHIP

 12 toilet paper rolls 
members-only stickers
 THE DAILY FLUSH issue 
(official member card month 3)

delivered monthly. cancel anytime.

VELVET ROPE

AFTER 6 MONTHS • INNER CIRCLE
access to exclusive merch
monthly bonus item + discount

AFTER 12 MONTHS • VELVET ROPE
access to exclusive collectibles
monthly bonus item + discount
invites to private events
                      

SEND AS GIFT

use it. gift it. pass it on.

FIRST DELIVERY

use code OHSHIT for 10% off first delivery

ROLL CREDITS

— “two toilet seats up”
— “never running out again”

— trusted by bathrooms everywhere
______________________________________________

______________________________________________